psl:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

LOOOOOOOOL cold

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA


FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

nothisiscarlie:

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”

#this is why the books are better

(Source: gallifreyfalls)

tillieke:

The Consulting Detective by tillieke
"Fascinating…"
Those who followed me drawing on the livestream for a bit might notice I changed the colour scheme. I wasn’t really happy with the one I was working with so I did some changes near the end.
Tumblr makes it all fuzzy it seems, sorry :S

Things I accomplished in 2013:

ungratefullittleshit:

athenavine:

justanahere:

always-alltimelow:

neanerbeaner:

waywardprincess:

littlemissjohndeere:

juilan:

1. I’m alive still

2. I didn’t get pregnant.

3. Not addicted to drugs

4. I didn’t kill anybody.

5. Spent more time on the internet

6. Joined more fandoms

7. Had no sex.

image

rubesdragon:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

the caption is what did it for me

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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